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The Wire: Real. Authentic.

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TEXT:

In 2008, the hit T.V. show The Wire came to a close.

It was praised as one of the most realistic shows on television.

And now it’s over.

Or is it?

CUE: Tom Waits’ “Way Down in the Hole.”

NEW TEXT:

Coming in 2010.

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CAPTION:
The Wire: For Bears.


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Bears selling at the corners.

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“It really shows you the gritty side of life of bears in a major metropolitan city. It makes you care about the bears. As opposed to people. I mean, who cares about people?”
— The Washington Post.

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Bears shooting up.

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“It just shows the real lives of real bears in inner-city Baltimore, and it makes us ask: are we doing enough?”
— The Mail and Globe.

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CAPTION:
The Wire: Wheelchairs.


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A man standing on the sidewalk. A wheelchair rolls by. Then, another wheelchair rolls by with a gun taped onto its side, firing again and again. The second wheelchair passes. The man looks around, a touch confused.

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“An unblinkingly realistic portrayal of, uh, wheelchairs.”
— David Denby, The New Yorker.

FADE “Way Down in the Hole.”

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CAPTION:
The Wire: Beethoven.


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A fully-wigged Beethoven on the corner playing “Moonlight Sonata.”

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A few feet back from Beethoven. Two Red Hat Ladies pass by.

RED HAT LADY NUMBER 1
Oh, I don’t like street music.


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Senator Clay Davis in a chair, facing the camera.

SENATOR CLAY DAVIS
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeep.


Holds up a picture of a sheep.

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CAPTION:
The Wire: Children’s Reading Program.


CUT BACK TO:

SENATOR CLAY DAVIS
This is a sheee —


CUE: Tom Waits’ “Hoist That Rag,” which comes in swinging.

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“We are talking about The Wire, right?”
— The Daily Herald Tribune Gazette Herald.

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CAPTION:
The Wire: In Which We Tell David Simon.


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“You’re doing what to my show?”
— David Simon.

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The Wire: Real. Authentic.

Summer 2010.

Black.

  12:04 pm  |   January 8 2010   |  22 notes  

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